Friday, 11 February 2011

Outcasts, BBC1

Well that’s us ugly folk doomed, then. The scrap of humanity jettisoned from a dying Earth to a new life on the remote planet of Carpathia appears to have been selected in large part for their looks.

You can imagine the ugly, deformed and misshapen banging angrily on the gates as the demure Stella (Hermione Norris), rugged Mitchell (Jamie Bamber), feline Fleur (Amy Manson) and charming Tipper (Michael Legge) were escorted on to the first transport to salvation. Of course, they are also blessed with the sort of prodigious talent usually exclusive to lazy American films where they can’t be bothered to characterise properly and instead toss out easily recognisable attributes such as ‘straight-A student’ or ‘ex-Navy SEAL’ or ‘top lawyer’ or, well you get the picture.


Tipper Malone for instance comes across initially as an Irish rogue, dealing in contraband and seducing Stella with merely a twinkle of the eye. We later find out he’s a child genius gone dissolute. Mitchell, meanwhile, is a fearless pioneer who scouted out the surrounding environs of the ramshackle outpost of Forthaven that serves as the one and only town. Or at least he did until he murdered his wife for spying on him, kidnapped his son and was shot dead by Fleur.


The reason he went mad? He wanted a better life for his son, and didn’t feel that was happening in the current status quo.


Alone his rather rudimentary psychological motivation for acting irrationally might have been intriguing. However, some plague – perhaps akin to the lethal child-killing virus C23 – seems to have devolved the inhabitants of Forthaven into a amorphous bunch of ciphers whose every action is, or has been, centred on their children.


Stella’s daughter is on the last spacecraft to exit Earth that explodes on entry into the atmosphere. Was her daughter on one of the escape pods? Well, if you didn’t know the answer Stella kept bloody reminding you until you hoped her daughter was a pattern of shattered atoms in the Carpathian wastelands.


President Richard Tate (Liam Cunningham) justified his order to remove the clones sent with the initial expedition out into the wastelands to be executed as he wrongly believed they were the carriers of the C23 virus that killed his children.

The clones themselves, who were spared execution by Mitchell, threatened murder upon Stella’s daughter – and later some of the Outcasts – unless one of their infant offspring was cured of pneumonia.


And then there’s Aisling, whose brainwashed mother donated her pass on to one of the escape pods from the doomed transport to the creepy Julius Berger (Eric Mabius) and tries to stab him for his alleged crime.


This widespread obsession with family turns the characters into a neurotic, amorphous mush that it’s hard to care much about. And to top it all, you have the tiresomely pious Fleur lambasting them for their irrational decisions.

And in spite of all these flaws, we quite liked Outcasts.

The tight plotting – partly due to the absence so far of any beguiling characters (though we have our eye on Julius and Cass) – combined with the potential of an alien planet provide cause for optimism that the EastEnders-esque obsession with families may soon dissolve to be replaced by storylines that will exploit the unexplored wilderness that surrounds them.


It’s already been touched upon with the C23 virus and mentions of species such as birds and insects.


However, moving in this direction would be what you would expect from a sci-fi show, and for all its tricks and traits Outcasts isn’t a sci-fi show. It lacks the invention and ideas common to something like Star Trek or even Blake’s 7. In fairness, it doesn’t try to be, and instead aims more for a Robinson Crusoe study in how humans react in a confined, unfamiliar environment; a scenario that has been a boundlessly rich source of drama throughout human history.

After two episodes, we fear that Outcasts may lack the imagination, or the bravery, to make this leap.

We’ve enjoyed the first couple of episodes of Outcasts, but wonder if it can evolve into a thrilling series with the legs for three or four series.

If we had our way, we’d reintroduce the C23 virus into Forthaven to kill off all the children so the survivors could concentrate on complex adult themes rather than the drab melodrama more commonly found about an hour or so earlier in Albert Square

The TV Week - Saturday 12th February - Friday 18th 2011

Saturday
7.20pm Ant & Dec's Push the Button ITV1 - Second series of the family gameshow. Now shown Live.
8.00pm The National Lottery: Secret Fortune BBC1 - High-tension quiz show hosted by Nick Knowles.
Sunday
9.00pm The Orange British Film Acdemy Awards BBC1 - Hosted by Jonathan Ross
9.00pm The Toughest Place to be a.. BBC2 - Series in which British workers are challenged to do their job under some of the toughest conditions in the world. Angie Dymott, a paramedic from Cardiff, arrives in Guatemala City - a place with one of the highest violent crime rates in the world, where large areas are ruled by vicious street gangs. Over two weeks, she lives and works with the ambulance workers answering regular calls to the scenes of gangland killings and drive-by shootings.
Monday
5.30pm Coach Trip Channel 4 - Coach Trip returns for a sixth series. The latest brand new tour starts in Milan, where Brendan - everyone's favourite 'international' tour guide - picks up 14 fresh-faced tourists for another six week road trip.
6.25pm OK! TV Five - Kate Walsh and Matt Johnson present a lively mix of celebrity gossip, big name interviews and features from the worlds of fame, music and fashion.
8.00pm The Gadget Show Five
9.00pm Steven Segal v Justin Lee Collins Five - One-off documentary in which Justin Lee Collins goes head to head with Steven Seagal. With unparalleled access into the life and mind of the producer, director, martial artist, Buddhist, Zen teacher, healer, philanthropist, actor, environmentalist and musician, JLC gets to know the man behind the many myths.
9.00pm The World's Worst Place to be Gay BBC3 - Radio 1's Scott Mills travels to Uganda to find out what it's like to live in a society which persecutes people like him and meets those who are leading the hate campaign.
9.00pm For Crying Out Loud BBC4 - Documentary in which Jo Brand gets to the bottom of crying - why we do it, who does it, whether we've always done it and, as a reluctant weeper, whether she can actually make a handkerchief soggy too. She talks to friends Phill Jupitus, Shappi Khorsandi and Richard E Grant; interviews crying historians, psychologists and biochemists; visits Moorfields Eye Hospital to check her tear ducts are in good working order; joins a class of crying drama students; discovers the world's weirdest crybabies at the Loss Club; and opens up to Princess Diana's psychotherapist, Susie Orbach.
Tuesday
8.00pm The Brit Awards 2011 ITV1 - James Corden hosts this year's awards from the O2 Arena in London, featuring live performances from Take That, Rihanna, Plan B, Mumford and Sons, Adele, Tinie Tempah and Arcade Fire.
9.00pm The Big Truth about Low Fat Foods BBC3 - For four weeks, Zoe Salmon lives on nothing but pre-packaged, processed foods that are labelled either low or lower in fat. She finds out what's in them and how they affect her moods, nutritional levels and her weight, and meets the low-calorie converts who say that eating this way isn't just a diet but a way of life.
10.35pm The Richard Dimbelby Lecture BBC1 - Michael Morpurgo explores the issue of children's rights and investigates the wrongs that young people have to endure in the 35th Richard Dimbleby Lecture.
11.20pm Nuns Aloud BBC1 - Documentary following record executives Oliver Harrop and Tom Lewis as they travel the world in search of the finest singing nuns, with the aim of signing them up and taking them to number one in the charts.
Wednesday
7.30pm UEFA Champions League ITV - Arsenal and Barcelona
7.30pm Starlight: For the Children Five - Documentary series celebrating 25 years of the Starlight Children's Foundation - the charity that brightens the lives of sick and terminally ill children by granting them once-in-a-lifetime wishes. Sick Becky meets her idols Holly Willoughby and Fearne Cotton for a pampering day.
9.00pm Masterchef BBC1 - ohn Torode and Gregg Wallace search for the country's best amateur cook. In this tough audition show, hopefuls plucked from their home kitchens arrive in London from across Britain. One by one, they each have just 45 minutes to prepare one dish for the judges. The hopefuls then have a further 10 minutes to plate up in front of John and Gregg before they hear their fate. Continues tomorrow
9.00pm The Elephant: Life After Death Channel 4 - Documentary showing what happens when an wild Elephant dies.
10.00pm The Grammy Awards 2011 ITV2
Thursday
9.00pm The Spice Trail BBC2 - Kate Humble retraces the steps of 15th century explorers as she sets out on a spice trail to India and Sri Lanka. Kate begins her travels on India's 'Spice Coast' uncovering the story of pepper, once known as black gold and now the most consumed spice in the world.