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Tuesday, 19 November 2013

I'm a Celebrity: Telling the time and Camel toe!

I think it’s safe to say that I wasn’t the only one watching last night’s episode through disgusted retching and the volume completely muted! The time had come for the first public voted Bushtucker Trial and up for the task was the jungles comedy duo Joey Essex and Matthew Wright.

After both of their performances from the night before, it was sure to be interesting viewing. And boy was it. Honestly, I wasn’t holding much hope for these guys to bring home the bacon, my prediction was that they might complete round one, possibly round two but definitely not round three so you can imagine by surprise when I continued to gag right the way through to deadlock where the drink of choice was pureed Cockroach. A freshers style drinking competition ensued and the winner was decided; Joey Essex, leaving poor Matthew to be sent back to camp empty handed- not only did he have to scoff down Turkey testicles, Ostrich Penis and Camel’s toe, he had to do it all for nothing, but on the bright side, he didn’t cry this time which if we’re all honest is what we really wanted to see.


Upon returning to Croc Creek, Matthew was greeted warmly by his fellow campers and could carry on with his day knowing he had done the best that he could. Over in Snake Rock, Joey basked in his good news while telling his tale before declaring that he had won giving the campmates something to look forward to that evening. Both campmates did a stellar job during that trial and proved their worth, so naturally the audience voted for them to be put through that torture all over again tonight where we will see them compete in “Up to Your Neck in it.” With both being so competitive and up for the challenge last night, the winner is anybody’s guess.

The night’s entertainment did not just lie within the trial, the other campmates are beginning to relax into their surroundings and are proving to be quite an entertaining bunch. We were treated to Laila’s sexcapades and weight loss secrets and Joey asked Rebecca the question all hard hitting journalists are dying to know- “Do you pee in the pool?” to which, her reply was “Everyone pees in the pool” well, my eyes have certainly been opened to the realities of the glamorous Olympians! Alfonso and David both discovered that they had actually worked together once upon a time, Kian marvelled in his memories of a good meal and Amy tried to teach Joey how to tell the time. That’s right....tell the time.

Another entertaining episode of I’m a Celebrity Get Me... Out of Here, made all the more special by Dec saying the phrase “Penis-y Burps” live on air. Ahhh, ITV at its finest.

Best Bits:

  • The trial- disgusting, competitive and downright funny
  • Steve claiming to have lied about peeing in the creek. He totally did.
  • Joey learning to tell time and Ant's joke about teaching him how to tie shoe laces.
  • Ant and Dec- can these guys get any better?


I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here continues Tonight on ITV.
Contributed by Helen Robertson 

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