What to say if you liked it
A final chance to see the 16 people who have kept us entertained this summer and helped us realise that however dysfunctional we are, we’re bloody brilliant in comparison.
What to say if you disliked it
Not you lot again. We’ve had our fun. Now piss off back to obscurity. Please do not tarnish our TV screens again.
What was good about it?
• The Killers’ Mr Brightside being played during AnTHony’s best bits
* Eugene’s Terry Wogan impression
What was bad about it?
* “Awlreet”, “mint”, “off the scale” – AnTHony’s repertoire of catchphrases remains as limited as the number of dance moves he can execute
• Dermot O’Leary preventing AnTHony let rip at Makosi about her fanciful pregnancy claims: “She’s been obsessed with making money. All these lies have affected my family,” AnTHony said. But when he turned on the manipulative moron and shouted “You’re an absolute liar”, Dermot cut him short when it would have been great TV if he’d allowed the sparks to fly.
• Dermot O’Leary creeping round Makosi as if she’s the goddess she thinks she is. “Davina did stir it up a bit,” she said of the eviction interview when Ms McCall actually did a decent job for the first time. Dermot agreed, adding “I thought you handled it very well.” He missed a golden opportunity to twist the knife even deeper and shatter any illusions Makosi has about herself.
• Media whore Jenni Trent Hughes stating more of the bleedin’ obvious (with one exception: her claim that Turkish people tend to be secretive – we’ve no idea where she got that “fact” but we reckon there’s not a shred of evidence to support it)
• Lesley and Kinga singing Isn’t He Lovely to Derek. Vomitworthy.
• Science still wearing that stupid comb in his hair.
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