Britain’s Got Talent, ITV1

by | May 25, 2008 | All, Reviews

Did we like it?

A bit of a ramshackle edition with the auditions crammed in before the umming and aahing over the semi-final line-up.

What was good about it?

• We think most of the acts we liked got through to the live events, although the selection segment was so rushed – needlessly so – that it was hard to see who slipped through the net.

• Andrew the singing plumber was fantastic, deserving a standing ovation for his David Grayish voice and self-effacing smile.

What was bad about it?

• “You’ve got three yeses” being exposed as a big fat lie. It should be “You’ve got three maybes” because the “successful” acts hadn’t got through to a second stage and a chance to shine again. They had merely been given the dubious honour of gathering in a vast room with the other 177 “successful” acts so they could be filmed going through agony before the selection of the 40 semi-finalists (isn’t that an oxymoron?) was revealed by the judges.

• The Deans of Magic would have been hilarious as a Peter Kay parody but they were for real. Amanda was spot on with her “a bit Readers’ Wives” comment as a rather seedy chap did a trick with a rather past-it lady in lingerie. “I would describe what we’re doing as a little racy,” he had told Ant and Dec. Nauseous was the word he required. Somehow, Piers and Simon let them get through – although they were one of the “successful” acts who soon became unsuccessful along with the young Welsh comedian.

• “The stakes couldn’t be higher” – and all the rest of the hyperbole from Ant and Dec.

• Piers being idiotic by wanting the boy who attached spoons to his face to go through yet rejecting the Urban Gypsies, the jolly bunch of Stockport lady bellydancers.

• It seemed like a lot of kiddie dancing acts got through – we’d rather see the non-snooker playing dog again than bunches of made-up schoolgirls in skimpy skirts.

Luke Knowles

Luke Knowles

25/05/2008

Editor of the website and host of the podcast. A general TV obsessive. I've been running the site since 2008 and you can usually find me in front of the TV. My Favourite show of all time is Breaking Bad with Cracker coming a close second. I feel so passionately that television can change the world and I'm doing my little bit by running this site. You're Welcome!

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