Britain’s Next Top Model, LivingTV

by | Sep 14, 2005 | All, Reviews

What to say if you liked it

A TV talent show which doesn’t require us to suffer squeaky versions of Whitney Houston songs

What to say if you disliked it

They’re so vain, I bet they think this TV show is about them.

What was good about it?

• Presenter Lisa Butcher has a very nice voice. Which makes up for the fact that she looks like a cross between Tara Palmer-Tomkinson and Red Rum.

• The first bitchy remark came from Anne, who claims to be a Christian: “When I saw Shauna, I thought ‘I’m so glad my hips aren’t that big’.”

• The docile response of male passers-by as a parade in flesh-coloured swimsuits was held in London’s Leadenhall Market

• Sherilee’s sudden realisation. “I work in a bingo hall. It’s not really intellectual.”

What was bad about it?

• At least one of them’s a minger; one’s a future axe murderer; one’s so butch she should become a bouncer; one talks like a five-year-old; a couple claim to be clever but still mangle the language

• The Welsh one’s horrible 1980s hairstyle

• The screaming when anything “exciting” happened

• The overuse of the pronunciation “modawls”

• The prissy photographer in the leather cap and spotty jumper

• Reject Marina taking her elimination in good grace rather than unleashing bitchy remarks and starting a catfight

Luke Knowles

Luke Knowles

14/09/2005

Editor of the website and host of the podcast. A general TV obsessive. I've been running the site since 2008 and you can usually find me in front of the TV. My Favourite show of all time is Breaking Bad with Cracker coming a close second. I feel so passionately that television can change the world and I'm doing my little bit by running this site. You're Welcome!

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