Did we like it?
No. This roadtrip along Route 66 was one of the most boring hours of TV we’ve ever experienced. Balding, banal Best, bullshitting, banal Cosgrave and bedridden, banal Danan lack any charm.
What was good about it?
• The thinly disguised hatred Calum and Fran had for pathetic Paul, who shirked any hard work and would have been TV’s Loathsome Loser of the Week if Princess Nikki hadn’t been aired.
What was bad about it?
• The chicks’n’wheels-obsessed trio didn’t say anything remotely interesting or funny.
• Watching anyone else working as cowboys or mechanics in Texas may have been fun – but they just made it all horribly mundane.
• Danan’s terrible complection and fear of cows.