Dancing on Ice, ITV1

by | Jan 14, 2006 | All, Reviews

Did we like it?

No. watching “celebrities” slide around on ice in the poor man’s Strictly Come Dancing left us very, very cold.

What was good about it?

• Co-presenter Holly Willoughby was much better to watch than Nitwit Natasha Kaplinksy or Terrible Tess Daly.

• We got to hear T Rex’s I Love To Boogie on primetime ITV. On the down side, it was accompanied by TOTP destroyer Andi Peters mincing around in a too-tight yellow T-shirt.

• David Seaman has got rid of his ponytail – but he looked horrible in a yellow shirt and red trousers

• The sadistic use of slo-mo replays of the training accident when Bonnie Langford cracked her head into the ice

What was bad about it?

• While Strictly Come Dancing had good old Brucie Forsyth, Dancing On Ice is stuck with superbland Phillip Schofield.

• The odious (sh)It Girl Tamara Beckwith didn’t have her fingers/tongue/head sliced off by the razor-sharp skates before she became the first “celebrity” to be discarded.

• All the fuss given to the “celebrities” especially mega-nonenity Andrea McLean

• The stupid booing whenever the judges failed to rate the “celebrities” as the new Torville & Dean.

• Corrie reject Sean Wilson claiming; “This is the best experience I’ve ever had.” How can he say that? He’s kissed Gail.

Luke Knowles

Luke Knowles

14/01/2006

Editor of the website and host of the podcast. A general TV obsessive. I've been running the site since 2008 and you can usually find me in front of the TV. My Favourite show of all time is Breaking Bad with Cracker coming a close second. I feel so passionately that television can change the world and I'm doing my little bit by running this site. You're Welcome!

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