Eurovision Song Contest: Second Semi-Final, BBC3

by | May 22, 2008 | All, Reviews

What was good about it?

• Malta’s Morena singing Vodka. We wanted Malta to win after so many near misses and they should have made the final thanks to a song that crammed in lots of beats per minutes plus a strong melody. They were robbed. Watch it above to see what we’ll be missing on Saturday.

• Iceland’s Euroband kicked things off with some camp ginger pop with a nifty rhyme of years, fears and tears.

• Sweden’s catlike Charlotte Perrelli clutched a phallic microphone and performed a powerful pop song which could be a winner.

• Turkey’s Mor ve Ötesi: it was nice to see some guitars, which were deployed on a strong rock track with a U2ish tinge

• Ukraine’s Ani Lorak (it’s Karolina backward) was very slinky, as were her four male dancers, on the most powerful dance anthem of the night.

• Switzerland’s Paolo Meneguzzi, a nice-looking guy with a nice-sounding song that began and ended as a strong ballad but was perky and poppy in the middle. Sadly, he failed to qualify.

• Denmark’s Simon Mathew. We liked his “celebrate the good times” cry – and the rest of this Maroon 5 soundalike of the night.

• Portugal’s Vânia Fernandes, a big girl with a big voice and a big ballad – but probably little chance.

• Belarus’s Ruslan Alehno. There’s always one song with an Abbaesque melody and Hasta La Vista was it. Not unpleasant; shame about the leather trousers.

• Czech Republic’s Tereza Kerndlová who wore skimpy attire. And sang a reasonably strong girlpop pleaser.

• Paddy O’Connell was funnier tonight. On a member of the queenie audience: “He’s left his girlfriend behind that man”. On the leather trouser overload: “There’s not a cow in this town still alive.”

What was bad about it?

• Albania, Latvia, Georgia and Croatia qualified while much better entries – from Malta especially – missed out. Sometimes Eurovision can be sickening.

• Lithuania’s Jeronimas Milius, who committed so many crimes: ponytail, mullet, leather trousers, naff shirt, ostentatious jewellery, painful ballad…

• Latvia’s Pirates Of The Sea, the naff novelty act of the night were also the kings of the key change. The spirit of Rednex lives on.

• Albania’s Olta Boka, a 16-year-old girl who looked 30 and wailed through an underwhelming rock ballad.

• Croatia’s Kraljevi Ulice & 75 Cents: old folk with some folksy rubbish.

• Bulgaria’s Deep Zone & Balthazar. If The Prodigy were forced at gunpoint to enter Eurovision, they’d sound a bit like this. And they’d set fire to their decks like this mob did.

• Cyprus’s Evdokia Kadi, a typical Cypriot song. And that’s a bad thing.

• Georgia’s Diana Gurtskaya. She’s blind; she wants world peace; she sings well. Still didn’t like it though, which probably means we’re evil.

• Hungary’s Csézy. Manhattan Transfer fans might like ths. We’re not. We didn’t.

• FYR Macedonia’s Tamara, Vrčak & Adrijan. We’ve run out of ways to criticise the naff entries. Let’s just say we hated this.

Luke Knowles

Luke Knowles

22/05/2008

Editor of the website and host of the podcast. A general TV obsessive. I've been running the site since 2008 and you can usually find me in front of the TV. My Favourite show of all time is Breaking Bad with Cracker coming a close second. I feel so passionately that television can change the world and I'm doing my little bit by running this site. You're Welcome!

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