Only Fools On Horses, BBC1

by | Jun 7, 2006 | All, Reviews

Did we like it?

A smouldering pile of manure the BBC must have found with its grubby shovel while mucking out in the reality TV stable.

What was good about it?

• While Angus Deayton was almost reduced to cheerleader status, we did enjoy his sadistic pleasure obtained from footage of the falls suffered by the “celebrity” showjumpers

• Ruby Wax was the only competitor to add a spark of life to the dreary shambles, encouraging her horse Mr Kenneth Fudge like it was a simple child

• Laughing when we realised Changing Rooms harridan Anna Ryder Richardson resembles the older sister of Big Brother’s Lea

• Making the contestants run into the arena as if they were all desperate to catch the bus to fameland

• Duncan Ballantyne breaking his arm – a comeback for his curmudgeonly attitude on Dragon’s Den

What was bad about it?

• It dragged on and on, providing no entertainment or excitement during the misnamed First Night Frightener

• The boring facts about the horses (one loves chocolate digestives, one sleeps at 2pm etc)

• The over reliance on TV’s blandest presenters eg Sally Gunnell, Jenni Falconer, Suzi Perry, Nicki Chapman

• Kirsty Gallagher – a terrible interviewer on top of being a bland presenter

• Celebrities banging on about charity

• The pointlessness of the judging panel, seeing as there was a totally adequate scoring system to rank the riders.

• The pointlessness of judge Jodie Kidd in general.

• Only Hollyoaks actor Matt Littler fell off.

• Josie D’Arby was voted out when we’d far rather have seen the back of Nonentity Nicki Chapman

Luke Knowles

Luke Knowles

07/06/2006

Editor of the website and host of the podcast. A general TV obsessive. I've been running the site since 2008 and you can usually find me in front of the TV. My Favourite show of all time is Breaking Bad with Cracker coming a close second. I feel so passionately that television can change the world and I'm doing my little bit by running this site. You're Welcome!

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