Big Brother

Big Brother 7, Channel 4

Big Brother, Live Final  thecustard.tv Awards: The Ant & Dec “Ooh, it’s just too close to call, the bottom three have already swapped places eight times” Award for exploiting widespread public affection to effect a deception in order to extort more money from...

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Big Brother 6, Channel 4

Big Brother 2005 housemates: what will they do now? Along with the joy and euphoria of the Big Brother finale comes with it the sadness and despair as like 16 unwanted puppies at Christmas, the housemates must find new careers or risk being tied up in a bag and tossed...

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Big Brother’s Top 20 Housemates, Channel 4

Top 7 Highlights:: 1 – No Davina McCall presenting! Which meant no incessant noise or the desire to smash in our TV set. 2 – We got the lovely Dermot instead who was mercifully brief introducing the countdown and couldn’t be bothered to deliver rubbish jokes for the...

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Celebrity Big Brother 3, Channel 4

What to say of you like it Eight variegated paragons of British culture congregate at the pantheon of popular worship in a celebration of tolerance and tenderness. What to say of you didn’t like it Eight publicity vultures come to feast on the rancid corpse of reality...

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Big Brother Panto, E4

What’s it all about? Ten former housemates – Jade, Marco, Tim, Narinder, Mel, Spencer, Anoushka, Kitten, “Nasty” Nick and Victor – congregate to put on a performance of Cinderella. What to say of you liked it Ten television icons of the past decade engage in a show of...

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