Big Brother, Live Final thecustard.tv Awards: The Ant & Dec “Ooh, it’s just too close to call, the bottom three have already swapped places eight times” Award for exploiting widespread public affection to effect a deception in order to extort more money from...
From what nadir of human misery have the celebrities crawled from to suffer the indignity of the TV equivalent of Russian Roulette? 1. Preston. Member of a rather nifty rock/ska group called The Ordinary Boys. Our favourite even though his little body appears to have...
What to say if you liked it A final chance to see the 16 people who have kept us entertained this summer and helped us realise that however dysfunctional we are, we're bloody brilliant in comparison. What to say if you disliked it Not you lot again. We've had our fun....
Big Brother 2005 housemates: what will they do now? Along with the joy and euphoria of the Big Brother finale comes with it the sadness and despair as like 16 unwanted puppies at Christmas, the housemates must find new careers or risk being tied up in a bag and tossed...
Top 7 Highlights:: 1 – No Davina McCall presenting! Which meant no incessant noise or the desire to smash in our TV set. 2 – We got the lovely Dermot instead who was mercifully brief introducing the countdown and couldn’t be bothered to deliver rubbish jokes for the...
What to say of you like it Eight variegated paragons of British culture congregate at the pantheon of popular worship in a celebration of tolerance and tenderness. What to say of you didn’t like it Eight publicity vultures come to feast on the rancid corpse of reality...
What’s it all about? Ten former housemates – Jade, Marco, Tim, Narinder, Mel, Spencer, Anoushka, Kitten, “Nasty” Nick and Victor – congregate to put on a performance of Cinderella. What to say of you liked it Ten television icons of the past decade engage in a show of...